Well... things have been sort of crazy lately. I know it has been a while since I last wrote so I will try to sum it up.

I guess, really, the biggest thing to say is that we are getting house. The process is almost done. We actually close on Friday and I absolutely cannot wait for this all to be over and for us to move so life can finally get sort of back to normal.

We spent this entire week packing. Almost everything in the apartment is in a box somewhere. Even the bed is ready to go. We have actually been sleeping on the futon. It's been like a slumber party every night. I can't actually remember the last time I woke up in the morning and felt like I had rested.

I had to call to set up my utilities today. I wouldn't recommend this as an activity to pass an afternoon. For any of you that have had to do this before, you are probably with me when I say that it suuuuucks. Mostly, my biggest gripe is with Time Warner. I waited on hold for about 45 minutes today, then gave up and hung up. I decided that I would go to the office which is usually like a ghost town. When I got there, there were 33 people in front of me. It was like the DMV. So I gave up on that for today.

Next, I was showing a friend of mine the dashboard for Vonage. As I was going through the tabs, I realized that they had not auto debited my account since last April. Oh yeah... that's 13 months of bills that have not been paid. Granted some of this is my fault, however, I do know that with ANY other service, if you are past due on one payment, you certainly know about it. I have received nothing from Vonage.

I thought to myself, well, maybe my checking acct information is wrong. So I checked it and it was all perfect. I then made the dreaded decision to call support. After an hour of "oh you need to talk to <x> team, let me transfer you", wait 10 minutes and repeat, I finally got to the people who I had hoped would help me figure this out... only to have the call drop. Without a ticket number, I had to call back and do it ALL over again. I finally hung up at 530pm b/c I needed to go home. I'll try again tomorrow.

I know that this wasn't the direction that I was going in when I started writing this, however, a point that I would like to make is that Vonage's customer is support could have been better if I didn't call at all. It did nothing but further frustrate me and almost 2 hours later, I was no further along than when I started. This it totally unacceptable and a stark reminder of why outsourcing sucks more than I can explain. Sure, the tard that I was talking to on the other line who's first name contained more consonants that the English alphabet ( who asked me to call him "Joe", by the way ), was very nice and courteous and I'm sure costs a fraction of the price of someone here in the US, however, when is it no longer worth the savings when all of your customer's are frustrated and think that your customer support is a joke?

I work in a call center. That is what I do. I talk to people on the phone all day long. My biggest goal is to not waste their god damn time otherwise they will not want to call anymore and I will not have a job and that would be bad. I don't care that I can call you "Joe". I don't care that you have perfect manners. All I care is about is that you can solve my god damn problem. That is why I am calling you. This is such a simple concept. Why in the hell does no one get it?

I guess while I am on a roll, I might as well talk about how utility companies rape the shit out of you when you sign up with them. Why in the hell does the electric company need a $150 deposit? Why does the gas company need a $65 fee? Why do I have to pay $100 for water that is already on?? For the record, all of these things are already on in my house. Why do we allow ourselves to get suburbanly raped like this?? Why do these companies get all of this money for putting a record in my name for some shit that is already turned on and working just fine. WTF man... I don't get it. My ass hurts. Apparently, the lube is extra.

I need to go to sleep... or hit something... really hard... jgdfc.... ( figure that one out )