Are you serious, dude? Do you think that anyone thinks that this is a sincere apology? Please, don't insult my intelligence. I know you've got the public image machine behind you coaching you on everything you say to try and preserve the empire which you have so undeservingly accumulated (refer to Bill Cosby posting).
Let's take a look at some highlights of this "apology":
"I want to apologize to all the young kids out there for my immature acts and, you know, what I did was, what I did was very immature so that means I need to grow up."
No shit, homey. Way to learn something that normal people learn when they are 12. Stupid.
"I totally ask for forgiveness and understanding as I move forward to bettering Michael Vick the person, not the football player."
Totally. Please move forward. We all want you to move forward. Fucking retard.
"I'm upset with myself, and, you know, through this situation I found Jesus and asked him for forgiveness and turned my life over to God. And I think that's the right thing to do as of right now."
IMHO, the worst part of all of this. Don't bring your new found spirituality into this. It's like someone becoming spiritual on their deathbed. Where was god or god's voice when you were doing these things? Where was God when you were blessed with an a$$load of money and a privileged lifestyle that most of us dream of our entire lives? Not there, huh? Just when you get caught? Fuck off.
Again, stop insulting our intelligence. You haven't found anything other than you got caught and now you are fucked and need to spin this in the best was possible for you. Go to hell.
"I got a lot to think about in the next year or so."
A lifetime's worth.
"So I got a lot of down time, a lot of time to think about my actions and what I've done and how to make Michael Vick a better person."
A perfect ending to a perfect engineered apology. Blow me, oh, and everyone else when you are in jail while you are at it.
Still thinking this now? Eat it, bitch.